le hotel d'earwax

(originally answered 7/31/1998)

Dear Peanut Guy,

I've been wondering, about this riddle. This guy goes in to town on Friday, and stays three days in the very cheesy hotel, and leaves on Friday. How did he do it? I have another question, too, what do I do about the ever present problem of EAR WAX?? I thought maybe you could help!

Thanks, Peanut Guy!
~Amanda

P.S. Here's one for you to ponder: Why did the chicken cross the road?

dear amanda,

the answer is: the hotel is made of cave aged emmentaler, which as we all know can stop time for up to twelve moon cycles when properly hexed by an ancient avatar of the peanut clan. as for earwax, send it airmail to me:

PEANUT GUY
beverly hills, ca

i shall bury the wax in my garden where the wee billygoats feed.

princely and yours,
the peanut guy!

p.s. it was merely a mop made of feathers.